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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says: 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends'.
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, ' send me a brother'

Santa wrote back, ' SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks:

'Do u know that the meaning of

WIFE is:
W ithout I nformation F ighting Every-time
Wife replies:

' No,...... It means: With I diot F or E ver !!!'

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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.

Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver run away
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A young boy asks his Dad :'What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son,
that IS confidential .